I'd have thought that this one would get some argument
it's not a butty, it's a fucking sandwich.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:52, 6 replies)

not if it's got chips in
and mayonnaise AND butter - mm, yummy!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:55, closed)

there are two occasions when it is almost appropriate
chips or bacon

anything else is most definitely a sandwich
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:58, closed)

Unless you're in Scotland
then it's a piece.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:30, closed)

now this is acceptable
because it amuses me

and because I can't imagine that northern wanker Vernon Kay saying it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:39, closed)

I thought
a "fucking sandwich" was when you pork your Mrs and your mate bangs it up her wrong 'un. A sideways DP, if you will.
(Rsoles, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:34, closed)

butty/sandwich?
I bought a "bacon butty" from a new Malaysian owned take-away a few weeks ago. He started to dribble HP sauce all over it and I told him no sauce. He says "Oh, you want bacon sandwich?" I said "no, it's called a bacon butty" "No it's not" he told me "bacon sandwich only bacon, bacon butty has HP sauce"
Which fucking retarded English tourist told him that?
(Jimmyinnz was sprung at work on b3ta on, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 8:38, closed)