Snorting.....
Some nasty white powder which is more speed, Vim and baking soda from the cistern lid of a pub shithouse, in the belief it is "coke".

They should get little silver "snuff" spoons, far more cultured. And if they had some REAL coke, a sadly rare thing these days, they'd shit their baggy jeans.
(Rsoles, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:51, 6 replies)

Hmmm.

To be quite honest 'real' speed is hard to find too. Benzedrine was a delight as were 'dexys' but if you can find a messed up kid be sure to steal its ritalin. I would also argue that 'real' speed is far superior to 'real' coke; I mean which is better the Velvet Underground or Oasis (especially after the first two albums).

I will leave the coke to self indulgent dickheads in Marketing and be happy to remain on the whizz.

How about shit drugs are common?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:23, closed)

I get
my Dexys by the truckload, perfectly legit ner ner ner! I have to endure a lifetime of Narcolepsy though, so it's not all roses. I'd rather be bemoaning the lack of decent speed and be N-less, than reaching for the box so I can get out of bed every single fucking day.
(Rsoles, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:47, closed)

Fuck.
Sorry to hear about the narcolepsy, it is a bitch of a condition; and well put into perspective.

Good luck to you.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:03, closed)

Fucking hell that's a new one.
I thought you lot were all self-diagnosed aspergics rather than narcos?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:25, closed)

I don't think we get the full effect online
can you put some kind of line break or !!! everytime you fall asleep in the middle of typing a post?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:52, closed)

Boasting about your drug intake.
Npw THERE'S proper common.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:26, closed)