CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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...and for your informationsome of us like the women who sleep with anything that moves, they provide a service to the insecure men of the world, boosting our confidence and making us feel better about ourselves, so don't slag them off!
I think that with a little more experience you'll come to see just how wrong you are, but at 21 most people are too cocky for their own good.
Signed,
Bert Monkeysex
Former Man-Slut Extra-Ordinaire.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:59,
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^What Bert said*applauds*
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*bows*
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen (or just PJM really). Next, I shall pull a tortoise out of my anus.
Ta-da!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:15,
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OMGthat was amazing, how did he do that trick, it looked like it really came out of his, hang on, what's that smell? Is that tortoise alive, it's not moving, it looks like it's suffocated. My god, that smell is really bad, it's coming from the tortoise! Did you actually keep that tortoise up your....?
*bokes*
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