CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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How about some chav jokes?Q: What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?
A:The bride.
A chav mum is doing the dishes when her little daughter comes up and says 'Mummy, why are your hands so soft?'
'It's cos I'm twelve innit.'
Q: Why is it a shame when 4 chavs go over a cliff in a Nova?
A: A Nova seats five.
And the grand finale, my favourite joke ever:
Q: Why is a chav like a slinky?
A: They're both useless but it's fun to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:45, Reply)
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