CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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Poo-flakes post reminds me...Many years ago I was standing at the down stream end of a pub urinal having a piss, when I'm ashamed to say, I had the urge to spit. This isn't something I do as a matter of course, but on this occasion I was feeling a bit clogged up.
My lack of spitting practice showed itself though and I ended up with a thick mucus strand hanging from my pursed lips. It just hung there refusing to break. Without any thought I gave up trying to expel the gob and sucked it back up like a long piece of spaghetti. A very long piece of spaghetti as it turned out. As the last if it entered my mouth I was aware of a piquant salty flavour that certainly wasn't there earlier.
I've sucked piss out of pub urinal. Now that's common.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:55,
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Not really...I'd say it was very uncommon. Unless you do it a lot.
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gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:27,
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It's thesort of thing you only do once.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:57,
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