Hello! magazine? Trash...
It utterly infuriates me seeing people read trash like Hello! or Next! or whatever pulp is being mass produced today.

Things like "My wifes partner from beyond the grave strangled my unborn baby six years in the future" and they still read it! And gossip about it!!!

What's worse I find is when people read magazines, about nobodies and said nobodies suddenly do more and more outrageous things to get into MORE magazines despite the fact that they are nothing, do nothing and most likely never WILL do anything but...

STILL GET PAID BLOODY TONS FOR BEING NOBODIES :(

It's just so horrifically annoying and... common...
(Helo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:54, 3 replies)

Thank you
for verbalising what goes through my mind each time I pass the magazine rack in Asda.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:45, closed)

I remember
back in sixth form a couple of girls reading a picture story of Kate Winslet going to the shops for a pint of milk in such a publication. Since when is that of any interest to anyone?

"It shows she's a normal person" they said when I informed them they were reading a bunch of bollocks.

No shit! I thought she was a fucking mutant. Does that mean if Ian Huntly buys a pint of milk he is a normal person too?
(Bam Bam McPenis will change all this when he is fuhrer., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 7:43, closed)

Yeah this really pisses me off...
It is either Kerry "land whale" Katona and her wanker of a husband or Katie Price and her utter twat of an husband, either so in love or really hating eachother, all fucking done for making shit loads of money because they are talentless bints. Don not even get me started on Jade "kebab cancer" Goodey, spouting bollocks how she may be dead by christmas, your saying that because you want people to feel sorry for you after your previous PR meltdown, you racist oxygen thief!
(KavyMan Living on the ceiling, no more room down there..., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:31, closed)