Hello, new person.
I am a QotW troll. I only ever post in order to slag off people whom I think deserve it - smug hippies, armchair psychologists, right-on slackjaws and so on.

Nobody likes me. Many have me on ignore.

Right. So that's the introductions over. Now let's get to business. You are one of the most unpleasant-sounding people ever to have contributed to this site. You are a braying, felching idiot. You have the intellectual and cultural acumen of a right-wing amoeba. You fancy yourself far too much - which is lucky, really, because (I'm willing to guess) the only other person who fancies you is your sister. Not even your cousin, with whom you have occasional joyless sex (continuing a long family tradition of cousin-swiving) really likes you.

Welcome to b3ta.
(Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:44, 3 replies)

Best.
Troll.
Ever.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:47, closed)

Honoured, I'm sure.

(Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:04, closed)

high fucking five.
If I may ask though, what's swiving?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:48, closed)

It's a faux-medievalism...
... for shagging. I could have used "tupping", I suppose. Either would seem about right in a context like this, where the object of my barbs is the sort of person who probably has a family tree hanging in the loo with coats of arms painted on it.
(Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:54, closed)

Ahhhhhh I see. Wonderful.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:56, closed)

The OP is a cunt's cunt
and you are being cunty to him, which makes you a cuntcube.

*HEAD EXPLODES*

He fucking deserved it though.
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:12, closed)

reckon there's hope for him?
To be fair, many other people who perhaps should know better have been posting lists.
Not quite as long or denouncing perhaps, but still.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:27, closed)