CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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A certain boy in my class in primary schoolwho shall not be named for the sake of sheer fecking embarrassment which this would cause if he were to read this.
Asked the teacher "Can I go to the loos please miss?"
To which the Teacher replied "No, theres 20 minutes to go until break time, you can go then!"
From the boys face we could all see that he was at bursting point.
Obviously not being able to wait, he stood up, whipped out his cock, and proceeded to fill up the bin with all of his finest willy-sprinkle.
Needless to say nobody spoke to him again after that.
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