CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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Someone....left a used condom, tied up, and placed just under my car. This morning I stood on it as I was getting in the car. It squelched. I didn't know what it was at first, thought it might have been snail, but a snail wouldn't have the rubbery-squelchy-feel that this did. I looked down to see what it was, and immediately recognised it by the jizz-filled-narrow end.
Finding the fruit skins of love under my car is not common. However, shagging your bird up against someone's back fence, then casting your dna sample aside on the way home is, at least it was for me in my teenage years.
{sighs, and misses teenage years)
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:16,
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Worsewhen I was working for a surveyor we had to stake out the foundations for a building expansion behind a K-Mart. There, back by the dumpsters, I found a couple of empty beer bottles and a used condom.
What a romantic place to take a girl...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:28,
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At leastthey're not breeding.
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