CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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Not relevant at allJust reminded me. Conversation with a male friend the other day, I happened to mention that dolphins commit rape.
In a beautiful moment of natural comic timing, as the pub hushed, he replied: "But if an animal can't say yes or no then it can't be rape, can it?".
I think everyone present got a startling insight...
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Lucky he never met...........Helen Keller at a kebab van. That could've got messy.
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......sickbut I like it!
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Quite a few divers have been drownedduring dolphin rape.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:20,
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