CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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Good morning kind sir! How the devil are you?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:44,
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I'm fineapart from my sore anus. Are you enjoying your new job?
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ActuallyI am, rather. It won't be long before I'm running this place with my eyes closed, and then they'll all be sorry, oh yes they will.
...and how's Mrs al? She still got them lovely bah-hoobies?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:58,
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Yesher bah-hoobies are well and intact. I fell asleep holding them last night.
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Ahhh.....that sounds so sweet!
I want Mrs Monkeysex's boobies now, why does cruel fate keep them so far away from me?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:13,
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Maybe crule fatelikes to fall asleep holding mrs monkeysex's bah-hoobies?
Or maybe he just spaffs on them.
edit - maybe cruel fate does that too.
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Nah, she doesn't like that:'(
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 12:03,
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