Not my complaint but...
I work at a print company, we do quite a lot of work for a rather well-known car dealership who always seem to think that they're our most important customer, that their jobs take priority and who often get quite arsey.

We once sent out a mailshot for them reminding people that their MOT's were nearly due; one bloke returned his letter to sender but not before scrawling on it in rather angry biro-strokes:

"I'D RATHER EAT MY OWN TURDS THAN TAKE MY CAR TO YOUR SHITTY FUCKING GARAGE"


We framed it.
(SpongeGavShitPants, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 2:55, 3 replies)

I am intrigued...
What on Earth is a "dar"?

Is it something to eat?

Sleep in?

Ride?

Dance with?

Please elucidate...
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:31, closed)

Tch, you people
He obviously meant 'dar cealership'.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:38, closed)

EDITED - remember kids, don't drink and post!
(SpongeGavShitPants, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 2:27, closed)

Is it just me...
...or does anyone else think it would have been funny to post angry-man a spoon and a "with compliments" slip?
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:10, closed)

It's not just you
That would be hilarious
(davidcompression, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:09, closed)