Dear British Airways,
I wish to complain about your misleading claim to visit "every major location in the globe."

It may be the case, as your telephone operator repeatedly assured me, that your planes fly to Paradise.

However, there appear to be no flights to me.

Yours Sincerely,
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 13:03, 7 replies)

Where are you, exactly?
I'm sure there's a major airport within a few hours of you.
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 16:08, closed)

I'm actually
here.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 16:49, closed)

I recognised the song
:)
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 16:54, closed)

American Airlines Flight 175 goes to paradise
apparently.
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 16:57, closed)

Sick bastard.
You beat me to it.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 17:32, closed)

Flights to Paradise...
...are reserved for Muslims and 72 virgins.

You're SOL mate, unless you kneel Eastwards five times a day. To pray.
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 2:11, closed)

tra la la la la
Tra la la la la, tra la la la la dee doo doo doo...
( SteamedCleaner, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:08, closed)