Me and the missus had a few the other night. Nothing over the top, but definitely pissed. We hit the sack and just as I am drifting off she says "I love you so very much (ex's name)". Dark thoughts instantly cloud my mind, but although I take drunken umbrage I don't say anything and instead I start snoring, content in the mileage I’m going to get out of this.

A mere 4 hours later I get abruptly woken up. I'm pushed right onto the edge of the bed with her cuddled in tight behind me and kneeing me hard in the back of my thighs; a slumbering but erroneous notification that I am hogging the bed and need to move over into the carpet-filled abyss (I guess). This rude awakening occurs at the exact moment my lager fuelled mind has my cock about to slip into Kylie's secret garden - one of those rare dirty dreams that you are actually going to see through to completion, or so my brain fraudulently presented it to me at the time.


Complain? Fuck me – you don’t know the half of it.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:41, 7 replies)

"I love you so very much (ex's name)".
WHAT.
(viciousal, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:57, closed)

To be fair, we had spent several drunken hours discussing what a cunt he is before we dropped off. Haha - I'm absolutely fine with her fuck up to be honest, but I will need some very special favours to cover the debt!
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:09, closed)

I don't see what the fuss is about if a partner calls you the wrong name once or twice.
If they do it constantly then I would be worried.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:12, closed)

Precisely. Hence default to 'honey' when drunk! Just in case.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:16, closed)

Just change your name
It's easier in the long run
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:52, closed)

Next time you're at it doggy style
whisper YOUR ex's name in her ear.
and see how long you can hang on.
's called the 'bucking bronco'
(f_rev, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:30, closed)

Last time I fucked your missus she used your name.
She's so thoughtless!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:42, closed)