Apeloveage has just reminded me
I used to work in the post room of a car-parking fine firm in Mordor.

We got all sorts - "Who the fuck are you - Tony Blair's own personal fucking monkey or something" attached to a ticket for 0901 01-01-00, the cheque stapled a hundred times, and then the one where ... they'd literally wiped their arse on it.

And it had been a runny one.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:54, 6 replies)

i wonder if the cheque wiping incident
is in his new book?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:30, closed)

0901 01-01-00?
Don't get it.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:47, closed)

It's because....
.... someone had got a ticket at the first possible permissible minute on new year's day, 2000, idnit? If so, that traffic warden makes a Terminator's work ethic seem like a student who's just deferred for the fourth year running.

Or am I just being a spaz and misunderstanding it completely? Probably the latter!
(5150, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:54, closed)

No no - you understand correctly.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:33, closed)

9-01am Jan 1st 2000

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:33, closed)

Ah...
DeRISed.

"...ticket dated..." or "...ticket time-stamped..." might have been simpler for my feeble brain.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:07, closed)