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With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Dear Pope.
I had a wank in the toilets at the Vatican. And I'd do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:15, 10 replies)
I'd like this to be true.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:20, closed)
I wouldn't doubt it
The top of the Basilica is covered in graffitti, it's not as respectful a place as you'd think.

As for having a wank, there are nuns everywhere. Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:36, closed)
Now that's classy

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:48, closed)
I'm sure he would forgive you
...as long as you didn't use a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:55, closed)
Additionally
He especially forgives you, if you were thinking about a fresh faced young boy.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:04, closed)
Double plus forgiveness and private prayers
if you were a fresh faced young boy at the time.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:07, closed)
I can up the ante slightly. Or at least re-direct it.
I've had *ahem* relations inside the cathedral in Santiago de Compostela. Second most sacred site to the Catholic church after the Vatican. With a Catholic girl.

*awaits massive Honda Accord flaming safe in the knowledge that you fuckers can never take the memories*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:20, closed)
You do know...
They have CCTV in there?
Were you wearing a beige jacket by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:02, closed)
I would never ever wear a beige jacket.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 7:08, closed)
Dear Wank
I had a poop in the toilets at the Vatican. And I'd do it again.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:10, closed)

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