I'm somehow related to Eva Braun
Depending on which documents exist, my grandfather says she is his paternal aunt, all I can find says cousin or second cousin if anything. So anyways, do I qualify for the nazi discount on all purchases or just above a set price? I really hope that it's still as much as Hitler got or at least close, the 20 percent does help you know.

Confession? Well, ok, I would still probably bang katie price, I just wanna see the results of her std test first, that's the only dealbreaker/maker.

Not that kind of confession? Oh! Sorry your papalness, sins? Nah, I'm protestant! And proud of it! I can just say I'm sorry and I'm forgiven.

You still wanna hear one? Ok, so once upon a time, to get even with a guy, I got some rock candy pieces, some iodine, and mixed them together a bit. The result looked like crack. I wrapped it up and planted it in his car and notified the cops. He got arrested and charged with possession, distribution, and fraud since it was fake. He never got any real jail time, just a big govt. frowny face on everything, oh and he can't enjoy a lot stuff now as he is still a convicted felon. He deserved it though, he tried to rape my sister, and just kicking his ass wasn't enough, and the cops didn't do anything about that.

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(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:49, 10 replies)

Needs more Honda Accord

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:51, closed)

Needs less Aspergers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:14, closed)

cant believe i forgot the accord

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:38, closed)

...
charged with possession, distribution, and fraud since it was fake.

....Oh please.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:04, closed)

*Breaks out popcorn and awaits shitstorm of angry replies*

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:11, closed)

Be careful
Not to get any iodine mixed up with that popcorn.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:23, closed)

i dont have nearly enough yet
I expected the usual accord and massive drugs, nobody gives a shit about the nazi stuff though, niiice. I can always expect class from b3ta.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:58, closed)

Probably because no-one believes it
This IS b3ta, after all
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:22, closed)

why do I aspire for the fail archive?

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:04, closed)

Well, you've gotta have something to aim for
Something achievable, that is
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 18:54, closed)