The B3TA Confessional
With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Name changed to protect.
Dear Vance*
About 8 years ago when a few of us had a few drinks in town and I stayed at yours, you let me sleep in your mother's bed as she was on holiday.
When you left for work the next morning I was still sleeping in her bed and I woke up hungover and horny. I am not proud of this (actually I am), I found a pair of your mothers knickers that hadn't been washed. What happened next was the sexiest wank of my life. In one hand was my erect penis, in the other was your mothers unwashed underwear, which I had held up to my nose, with me taking long sniffs of this garment until i reached climax in which I emptied my seed onto your mothers knickers.
After the euphoria died down I had to decide how to disgard of my shame/pride. I put the garment in a plastic bag and and put them into a public bin in the same street you resided on.
I'm so sorry.
*Name slightly changed but only one letter.
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:43, 6 replies)
Dear Vance*
About 8 years ago when a few of us had a few drinks in town and I stayed at yours, you let me sleep in your mother's bed as she was on holiday.
When you left for work the next morning I was still sleeping in her bed and I woke up hungover and horny. I am not proud of this (actually I am), I found a pair of your mothers knickers that hadn't been washed. What happened next was the sexiest wank of my life. In one hand was my erect penis, in the other was your mothers unwashed underwear, which I had held up to my nose, with me taking long sniffs of this garment until i reached climax in which I emptied my seed onto your mothers knickers.
After the euphoria died down I had to decide how to disgard of my shame/pride. I put the garment in a plastic bag and and put them into a public bin in the same street you resided on.
I'm so sorry.
*Name slightly changed but only one letter.
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 19:43, 6 replies)
I'd give them back but some tramp is probably wearing them. unwashed.
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 20:28, closed)
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