The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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MonsterI had a shit the other day that was so big, I had to get a knife from the kitchen and slice it into three bits in the pan before it would flush away.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:51, 3 replies)
Reminds meof the crap plumbing in my girlfriend's old flat. The lack of soil pipe 'down-draught' often resulted in me having to fish successive monsters out with a plastic bag and deposit them in the dog mess bin over the road.
Sometimes I picked a bag with holes...
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:06, closed)
and then wiped the knife on the curtainsand put it back in the drawer?
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Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 18:06,
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Novel solution...I thought the 'traditional' approach was to break its back with a wire coat-hanger?
(, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 0:57, closed)
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