How were you sat?
Were you opposite her and using you Go-Go-Gadget arm under the table?
Were you beside her and therefore very obviously fingering her?
Or were you knelt under the table? (In which case, why didn't you just lick her out, seeing as you were down there?)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:23, 1 reply)

And you called me a dirty bastard for the chip shop bukkake comments?
Women! *rolls eyes*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:26, closed)

I'm just curious
Reach under your desk now, attempt to finger the imaginary woman opposite you.
Your hand won't pass much further than your own knee.
Unless, you get down under the table or you're actually sitting right up next to her, and then your arm will be crossed over her and you will evidently fingering her for all the restauraunt to see, unless it was a pathetic little swipe with your little finger, and that isn't going to cause her to knock the booze over, is it?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:31, closed)

the lady makes a valid point
maybe he has a fing-longer
futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Fing-Longer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:33, closed)

He should have mentioned that
and then we wouldn't have wrongly doubted him
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:34, closed)

He could have had her sit to his side.
Or maybe they were in a booth?
Who are we to doubt him?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:36, closed)

Nobody
We're absolutely NOBODY to doubt him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:45, closed)

might as well have touched her vadge with a stick.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:40, closed)

A finger-shaped stick though
Maybe this is just a question of terminology
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:45, closed)