Does it blend?
A LONG time ago, I was seeing a lovely young lady whom I won't name. We went to stay with her father and step mother for a weekend and I found out that the step-mother was the most vile, poisonous piece of Lucifer's jizm I had ever had the misfortune to meet.

We'd been there a day or so when said Beelzebub-woman felt the need to start randomly having a dig at my up bringing. Now, I'm from a fairly comfortable working to middle class home and, without being too twee, my parents are together and the most amzing people who have done the absolute best for me. Not exactly something to be got at.

This riled me somewhat.

Anyway, another few hours pass and I can't wait to get away as I really did not feel the desire to stay any longer than completely necessary. Just as we are about to leave, I decide to leave a depth-charger in her bog. "That'll show her!", I think. Now this is a fairly cliché form of revenge, but then the most dispicable plan hatches in my head... "Fuck it", I thought and without further thought I decide to crack a quick one-minuter and spill my beans all in devil-lady's face cream. A quick swirl with the index finger and no one is to know.

I think about this every now and then and have told a few close mates who find it hysterical.

Regrets? None.
Would I repeat this performance? Probably, given the chance.
( currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:22, 3 replies)

So in trying to gain some revenge,
You simply enhanced her face cream with the best facial salve known to man.
Actually it is funny though!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:24, closed)

Here's scientific evidence
www.viceland.com/int/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php
(McChinaman banned, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 5:05, closed)

give yourself a daily facial

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:42, closed)