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With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something

(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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No Honda's involved
I don't want to go into the details to be honest, but why on earth would I make something like that up? To impress people?
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:31, 2 replies)
you can top
the story off by telling us how much you paid, maybe.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:42, closed)
No money exchanged hands
no prostitutes, no massive drugs, no Honda Accords.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:44, closed)
Didn't you know?
Everyone tells lies on QOTW, about everything.

Nothing is true. Even when it is true, it's still bullshit.

No one posting on the internet has ever fucked anyone else, ever.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:15, closed)
^ this
But if you post a story about wanking, obviously it's gospel. Even moreso if you've splooged in your girlfriends Mums knicker drawer.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:18, closed)
^ "splooged"
*chuckles*
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:54, closed)

Even I've splooged in your girlfriends Mums knicker drawer.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:51, closed)
Oh come on
Don't leave us hanging. Details?
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:31, closed)
Ok
She was a Texan girl, whose mum had apparently been asked out by Bill Clinton as a kid in Arkansas (the shit you remember?).. We checked into a hotel around the corner. She gave very good head. Wife was a bit of a lightweight, had gone to bed early. On the way back I rolled around on the beach, then I told her I'd passed out there. I am that classy.

Still no funnehs I'm afraid. I'd hate for her to find out, because she did not deserve to have been treated like that.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 18:02, closed)

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