No Honda's involved
I don't want to go into the details to be honest, but why on earth would I make something like that up? To impress people?
( DeadEyeDick, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:31, 2 replies)

you can top
the story off by telling us how much you paid, maybe.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:42, closed)

No money exchanged hands
no prostitutes, no massive drugs, no Honda Accords.
( DeadEyeDick, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:44, closed)

Didn't you know?
Everyone tells lies on QOTW, about everything.

Nothing is true. Even when it is true, it's still bullshit.

No one posting on the internet has ever fucked anyone else, ever.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:15, closed)

^ this
But if you post a story about wanking, obviously it's gospel. Even moreso if you've splooged in your girlfriends Mums knicker drawer.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:18, closed)

^ "splooged"
*chuckles*
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:54, closed)

Even I've splooged in your girlfriends Mums knicker drawer.
( DeadEyeDick, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:51, closed)

Oh come on
Don't leave us hanging. Details?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:31, closed)

Ok
She was a Texan girl, whose mum had apparently been asked out by Bill Clinton as a kid in Arkansas (the shit you remember?).. We checked into a hotel around the corner. She gave very good head. Wife was a bit of a lightweight, had gone to bed early. On the way back I rolled around on the beach, then I told her I'd passed out there. I am that classy.

Still no funnehs I'm afraid. I'd hate for her to find out, because she did not deserve to have been treated like that.
( DeadEyeDick, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 18:02, closed)