The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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I used to work at McDonaldsas did my mate. (And practically everybody else in my year at 6th form college). Anyway, I was in the backroom (where the big sinks are) doing something menial like sharing a bag of fries out into the baskets when my mate wandered in and sidled up to me.
"Guess what I've just done" he said smugly
"Smacked an errant customer? Smacked that twat of a floor manager?" I guessed.
"No, I had a wank in the walk-in freezer"
I splutter, "Urrghhh, you dirty twat, why?"
"Just to see if it was possible at -18C. It'll be frozen by now, I'm wondering if someone will slip." he added.
Now that started me off chuckling as that twat of a floor manager came in and ticked us off for laughing, the miserable cunt.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 11:35,
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Wanking? In McDonald's? Around food?Now where have I heard that before?
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 28 Aug 2010, 13:14,
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