Dear Diane,
Remember when a neighbour of yours found a pair of boxer shorts and a sock covered in shit in the ground floor store cupboard next to the back door?

Well, those were my boxer shorts and that was my odd sock, covered in my shit, from when I relieved myself on your stairwell after eating a dodgy kebab.

After only a few dates, I didn't feel comfortable enough to shit in your toilet, so I held it in all night, but on the way home I farted and followed through on the stairs. Panicking, I improvised a clean-up then threw the offending items into your communal cupboard before I went home.

Sorry,
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Sat 28 Aug 2010, 17:31, 4 replies)

Hahaha oh man

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 20:15, closed)

this is class

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 22:13, closed)

this is completely normal
everyone does it
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 12:38, closed)

and he would have gotten away with it
if it wasn't for those pesky skids
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 3:47, closed)