The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Hello Mum, Dad,Remember when the local SPACE scheme were organising activities for kids during the summer of 1980-something?
And remember how,after much badgering, you forked over a few precious pounds that you didn't really have so me and little bro could go ice-skating?
Well, when we got there the queue was massive and it started raining so we gave up and headed home. On the way we spent your money on a chocolate cake for us and a couple of mates. It was very nice.
Did you not wonder how your legendarily clumsy eldest came home from a days skating without a single bruise? That's because on the day we were supposed to go, as soon as you'd dropped us off and got out of sight we scuttled round to a mate's house and spent the day drinking coke and playing boardgames.
Sorry.
(, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 17:41, 1 reply)
I can remember the SPACE scheme and to this day I don't now why I didn't go to a screening of Beastmaster (I'm sure it was that) for about 20p at my local cinema.
(, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 17:15, closed)
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