To my ex...
That time when we shagged like rabbits on your couch the night before it got taken away & replaced with a new one, & just before we went to bed I bent you over it to give you one more seeing too for good luck, & afterwards you exclaimed in mock horror "I can't believe you just fucked me up the arse"! & I gave a cheeky nod & smile... I never once realised it was in your arse!!!

You slack arsed Twat!
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 0:36, 6 replies)

So, you've got a needledick?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Aug 2010, 0:46, closed)

I've seen her ass
Hot dog down a hallway even for a black guy
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 1:18, closed)

Ah, so she was taking it up the arse from just about every bloke they knew the whole time they were married.
And he never suspected a thing.
Poor Doc Fishfinger.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Aug 2010, 2:20, closed)

How could you not realise?
Is her arse that slimy, or is her pussy that dry?
( Wanderer, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 5:13, closed)

or maybe she wipes
back to front
(f_rev, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 11:18, closed)

Beware
Of sweetcorn under the hood.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:15, closed)