The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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If I was the progeny of Raith50 in this instanceSure it would be upsetting to discover that your Dad was not who you thought it was. Even more upsetting to discover that it was your "dad's" so called "mate", named after some poxy Scottish town.
But to find out your Mum fucked this sock puppet when your "Dad" was in intensive care!!!! ?
Priceless.
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It's safe to assume that the nearest he's got to producing anythinghas been by spaffing into his special sock
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:48,
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He does have a very loving relationship with the sock though.I've heard she's called Sandra.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:06,
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His mum still pretends not to notice the layers of crustiness and slime covering poor Sandra when doing the weekly laundry(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:19,
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Ahem. Let he who is without sockpuppets cast the first stone.(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:24, closed)
I hope you benefited from my motivational chat earlierThose golden arches should be the light at the end of your dolescum darkness
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:40,
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*stones**boulders*
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:07,
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