The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Evil TwinAged five I wrote my twin brother’s name on the walls in the house so he’d get in trouble.
I can remember the bollocking he got as if it was yesterday…
Tearfully “But It wasn’t me mum…it must have been RoF”
“STOP LYING! Why on earth would your brother write YOUR name on the wall!”
SUCCESS!
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:01,
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i also wrote my brother's name on the walls. multiple times.he didn't even try to blame me; i think he'd done it once and i'd copied him later.
i owned up to my mum last year and she laughed.
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sleepybinky, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:12,
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damn you, damn you both!is what I said to my two older sibs, who did the same to me, with identical results.
and a click because their toothbrushes went round the loo water several times before they used them that evening.
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kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:50,
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oopsI just confessed, didn't I.
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kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:51,
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I did that to my brother toowhen I was going through my "permanent markers are awesome let's see what range of things they can write on" phase.
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