I kissed a girl,
and I liked it.

(plus it didn't do my music career any harm to whip up a froth of faux-sapphic controversy)
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:50, 4 replies)

I'm a huge fan of lipstick lesbianism actually.

And, even if it's largely for show, I think we should all make an effort to indulge in sexual behaviours unfamiliar to us. After all, you only live once!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:04, closed)

Gay.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:15, closed)

I'm pretty sure I had sex with an alien. Not sure if it was a he or she, as I was the 'top', and I was under the influence of MASSIVE BOOZE. So I suppose there could be little half-species Clerks out there in the universe somewhere, or here in Ballsbridge, I don't know.

Anyway, the point is, do what ever you want to do, just be yourself and everything will be cool. I'd like to say I liked it - fuck it, I did - but it was a bit clammy and awkward. Not as bad as the sheep though, but that's another day's story.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:20, closed)

Needs more " 'an it harm none".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:36, closed)