This is my one from my act when I were funny - not any more.
MI6 did kill Diana. They are the most successfully branch of the government with 100% success rate. Not only do they keep to quoted budgets; but often make money and keep their own tax burden on the state to a zero.
Only a hand full in the top sections know of this and in the spy world they are revered. Each time a negative story in the press comes out about department incompetence. It eats at their hearts as they can never tell anyone just how good the UK is on this level.

Not funny but amusing.
(waxdart hello., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:03, 4 replies)

Mi6 and Diana
What I ask myself is who benefited the most from Diana's death.

That is why I am convinced that she was the target of an assassination by Interflora
(Sparkey, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:23, closed)

Elton John
Aicmfp
(Virulent, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 11:07, closed)

but or
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:45, closed)

^
This belongs in last week's question.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 15:33, closed)