The fucking freemasons
Many moons ago I became involved with the freemasons. What was I thinking? Well I don't know what I was thinking but I knew very little about it except my uncle was supposedly "Big in the Masons" and he seemed to be pretty successful, rich and care free. I could do with some of that I thought and so got myself roped into the local lodge as the new candidate.

After a couple of years of prancing about and spending a ridiculous amount on various Weapons, Jewels, sashes, gowns and other costumes I pretty much had a handle on what the exactly the point of this secret society was.
But I wouldn't dream of telling any of you lot what it was - Oh no, I'd never do that. The very fabric of modern society might unwind before our very eyes if I were to ever do that.

EDIT: Look they are at it as we speak: messing about with the number of replies - you count them for yourself, what happened to all the missing ones?
They've got a finger in every pie I tell you !!
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( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:03, 5 replies)

Druidism
in fancy dress
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:04, closed)

so, you didn't care much for the Festive Board then? ;)

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:05, closed)

LOL
I couldn't stand all the heart burn and wind.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:07, closed)

... and that's just from the Past Masters

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:11, closed)

Basically, an excuse to get away from your womenfolk midweek, if my father-in-law is anything to go by.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:06, closed)

shhh, don't go giving the game away

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:08, closed)

Nice double bluff.
lets see if we can get upto tripple figures on the replies to this one shall we?
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:19, closed)

it it doesn't happen, I'll be most disappointed :)

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:22, closed)

a man at the Ladies Night my stepdad hosted looked down my dress and remarked 'you don't get many of those to the pound'.
classy bunch, the masons. i did get proper fucking drunk for free though.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:32, closed)

I bet you're one of them Rose Croix fellows arn't you?
always messing about with numbers..
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:39, closed)

yup, joined them lot last year ;)
although the post/number thing has me stumped.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:40, closed)

Must be a brother running the board.
It's the only explination
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:44, closed)

As far as I've been able to fathom
The point appears to be wearing weapons, jewels, sashes, and gowns while getting absolutely banjaxed on cheap booze.

Am I close?
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:09, closed)

I can't tell you because it's a secret.
The whole fabric of society may unwind for all I know.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:10, closed)

'now let's get drunk and play table tennis!'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:11, closed)

A nod's as good as a wink
Ay? Ay? Ay?
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:27, closed)

"Banjaxed".
I shall be using this at the next available opportunity.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:16, closed)

the two members I know
if they are part of a conspiracy it would be a pretty laughable conspiracy. Think the Illuminati as run by Del and Rodney Trotter.
( rob, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:40, closed)