conspiracy theories
This is my favourite conspiracy site:

www.mi5.com/

because after smoking quite a lot of cannabis and experiencing something quite similar which nearly resulted in me killing myself, I can relate. Attention now please.
(anonymouse sitting in front of a screen since 1989, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:54, 7 replies)

Well that chap's certainly brightened my day up! I'll be back to read the rest of that when trying to suppress the sniggering won't draw too much attention :)
(Nicklock, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:00, closed)

this is why
mentally ill people should be kept away from the internet
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:08, closed)

Certainly looks that way. And it's not the paranoid schizophrenia talking, as he's taking the medicine.

I've read some more and while I'm still laughing at how blatantly ridiculous it is, I'm also a little worried that he was left to his own devices for so long. It's not much of a jump from believing the stuff he's writing to sticking a knife into the "wanking MI5 agent" outside his house.

:(
(Nicklock, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:23, closed)

Well - this and QOTW.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:26, closed)

'guffaw!'

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:31, closed)

The message is the media
As I've mentioned before, when I had a mental breakdown some years ago, one of the symptoms was hearing/seeing messages aimed at me in the media. This chap describes exactly what it was like!

The only differences is that he has lost the awareness of how ridiculous the idea is, and has let it take over his life. I always knew it was utter tot, and could laugh at them.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:31, closed)

it's a testament to the speed of the mind
and how vague the english language is that anything can be percieved as a threat or criticism, as long as that is what you're expecting - i wish i could use those powers productively somehow
(anonymouse sitting in front of a screen since 1989, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:18, closed)