trafalgar square
i've been saying this for years and i'll say it again: those fucking pigeons are up to something. they're the aerial attack force in league with the dolphins WHO WILL RISE UP AND KILL US ALL! THE CLUES ARE ALL THERE, PEOPLE!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:16, 7 replies)

Are you the woman I walked past in London Victoria who was shouting at her hair?
( load of tosh Stupid fucking cunty bollocks expialidocious, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:30, closed)

i doubt it
i don't live in london
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:43, closed)

Everyone has a day trip from time to time. :-) However, there may be something to your theory. Look someone's even done a statue of it near tower bridge:
www.geograph.org.uk/photo/2504304
( load of tosh Stupid fucking cunty bollocks expialidocious, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:51, closed)

those poor fools!
sacrificing a child won't make any difference!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:09, closed)

I ride my bike round trafalgar square most days.
If you hit the kill switch with the ignition on, and the throttle closed, and then switch the kill switch back on, the bike backfires.

When you do that, the pigeons fly 10 feet into the air, shit on all the tourists and land again.

Little things . . .
(username failed moderation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:36, closed)

pffff

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:43, closed)

I have to click this
cos it made me giggle like a child.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 21:15, closed)