Rik Mayall is an MI6 assassin.
You only have to watch "Claire De Lune" and hear him tell his daughter to "Wear a seatbelt like a real Princess Diana" to know he was in on it.
Also, I wonder what Steve Coogan had against Rod Hull...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 23:45, 3 replies)

Bollocks,
Everybody knows it was Nigel Blackwell who had it in for Rod Hull.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 10:07, closed)

Rik Mayall (aka Kevin Turvey ) Joke
Imagine this in a Birmingham accent
Q.What you say to a man with no arms and no legs and you want to have a look at his watch?
A. You got time on yer cock?
(Mackeson_drinker, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 23:26, closed)

I wish
He'd start getting Adrian Edmondson to stop doing half arsed crap consumer/cookery programs and get back into comedy
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:43, closed)