
What's your favourite one that you almost believe? And why? We're popping on our tinfoil hats and very much looking forward to your answers. (Thanks to Shezam for this suggestion.)
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:47)
« Go Back

Oestrogen from used tampons being flushed down the bog and getting into our drinking supply is the sole cause of moobs.
Plus it's turning all the fish into gays.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:03, 7 replies)

Thank fuck for that, and there was I thinking it was because I'm grossly overweight.
Now, where's that fecking pie?
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:58, closed)

Dr. John Gill told our class this would happen, way back in 1975/6
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:22, closed)

but the source is from The Pill.
Women on the pill, going for a piss leads to Oestrogen in the water supply
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:00, closed)

Fish don't even touch each other to mate, so I'm not sure they can have a sexuality.
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:00, closed)

*swooshes scarf theatrically over his shoulder and bounds over to the guardian*
( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:40, closed)

Or least, they will if they're all gay.
If they take a more enlightened "any roe's a goal" approach, they can have the best of both worlds.
Remember what WC Fields said:

( , Tue 6 Dec 2011, 18:00, closed)
« Go Back