The woman in my local chippy
is a dead ringer for Kirsty MacColl.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:10, 10 replies)

Ha.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:28, closed)

OMG you are Elvis!

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:32, closed)

mm for president

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:55, closed)

Before or after
She was scalped by a speedboat?
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:20, closed)

You do know that makes no sense don't you?
I mean, I can see what you were trying to do, but it didn't work out very well for you.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:33, closed)

Speshly as it were a jet-ski.
Innit.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:57, closed)

nerp, was a speedboat.
conspiracy theory holds that it was being driven by a rich american kid who went in a restricted area, killed kirsty maccoll and blamed it on the mexican staff of his dad who was in the boat with him.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:41, closed)

Jeebus, all these years I've been believing a lie :(
Sinister!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:01, closed)

The woman in my chippy
Is a dead ringer for a fish.
(miserable_north just eat it, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:29, closed)

Don't eat
the saveloy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:10, closed)