Pearoasted on a fine wine jus.
Some twenty years ago whilst basking in the glow of the lowliest salary on earth (but a salary nonetheless) I managed to persuade three of my mates that we should go out to our regular Chinese and see if we could spend £100...on food only...per head! I should point out that whilst perfectly serviceable this was not a 'fancy' Chinese. The evening commenced with a good five minutes worth of note taking by the waiter who shortly after delivered an 'extra' table as ours couldn't fit all of the dishes on it. We were stuffed by the end of the starters but nothing if not determined ploughed on into the main courses accompanied by a deluge of vino and beer (not included in the £100 target remember). Two of our party made their way to the toilets for a tactical chunder to leave space for desserts and the obligatory spirits and cigar combo. Along the way we even had time to make a really blatant pass at a waitress and persuade them to let us steal the chopsticks rests.

Now if any of you can tell me why we thought this was a good idea for four lads of limited means when £15 could have fed all of us quite satisfactorily, answers on a postcard please!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:47, 3 replies)

You were pricks?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:49, closed)

Possibly.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:52, closed)

New favorite:
"tactical chunder"
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 1:49, closed)