The Hotel Pelirocco
OK, it's not that expensive, but the excellent Hotel Pelirocco - a boutique hotel located close to the Brighton seafront with themed rooms www.hotelpelirocco.co.uk/ - is where I like to go to treat a lady.

My current sweetheart and I went back in May. Now she didn't have a clue until we turned up where we were going. But we had a bit of luck with the booking.

I had tried to book us the Betty (Betty Page-themed) room, which is absolutely lovely, but the hotel themselves had initially booked us in for the wrong date. I spotted this well before we were due to arrive (months) and asked if they could correct it in my best bolshy voice. They told me the Betty room was unavailble for the night we wanted. I started to protest "Well, my g/f has taken off that night specially..." but they interjected to offer us the Playroom "at the same rate cos we made a mistake".

I've never gone from "moaning git" to "utterly satisfied customer" so quickly.

The Playroom is a full suite with it's own entrance, an enormous round bed with matching mirror on the ceiling, lounge area and huge tiled bathroom with walk-in bath and double shower (the bathroom itself is bigger than some flats I've had) and is utterly gorgeous, and we got the whole thing for roughly half price. My g/f literally burst into tears when she saw it.

I might be well past my shagging prime but I do believe we had seven grown up cuddles that night. I had to do the cowboy walk home (as did she), then we got really excited and spent about £150 in sex shops before we left Brighton, which led to more cuddles when we got home.

Not as extravagant as what some folk have written about here, but well worth every penny we paid. Thanks Pelirocco!
(rampants, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 18:57, 1 reply)

I do like the Pelirocco,
and that's a great upgrade, you lucky man.
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:28, closed)