I ordered a dram of a rather expensive malt on my birthday .
The barman double-checked with me that the price was correct (£25). I told him it was. He said that would explain why he hadn't sold a drop of the stuff in the three years he had been working there. He then asked if he could watch me drink it. I'm sure he was thinking I was a right prick; that and the fact it would take him four hours on minimum wage to pay for what I polished off in a few short minutes.
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 22:37, Reply)