I actually have a bit of a weird thing about eating in front of people - I'm not keen on it.
Seriously.

I don't mind going out for a meal with Mrs Vagabond, but I'm really not keen on spontaneous acts - "Who's hungry? Shall we go for a pizza/curry/whatever".

I understand I'm not entirely alone on this - that it's not actually that uncommon.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:08, 6 replies)

I want you to go and sit facing the corner
and think about what you have done.

When you are ready to say sorry you can come back and play with the rest of the children.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:13, closed)

Only because I've got such a great arse.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:15, closed)

Officelol

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:03, closed)

My wife is a cheap date
She hates eating in front of people as she feels on show. She's OK with a Weatherspoons but take her to a restaurant and she hates it.
( Peej, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:50, closed)

that hypnosis course
really paid off didn't it ;o)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:10, closed)

Gayer
I bet you don't mind eating cock in public.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:21, closed)