He paid her £500...
to clean her house.

I work in public health research and occasionally this involves home visits. Every sex worker I've ever interviewed always has a stack of tales about lunatic punters with more money than sense. One woman worked as a dominatrix based in a nondescript flat in the southside of Glasgow. Her favourite client would visit once a month, put on some rubber gloves (nothing kinky, just a regular pair of Marigolds) and an apron over his clothes. Then off he'd go and spend two hours cleaning the flat from top to bottom, in total silence. At the end, he would thank her kindly and hand over an envelope with £500 in it. There was no physical contact between the two of them at any point.

Admittedly this was done in a private residence, so it's not exactly conspicuous, but it's up there in the top ten of weirdest things I've ever witnessed.
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:27, 5 replies)

You like to watch then?

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:38, closed)

In the world of research...
everything is data.
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:52, closed)

never watched personal services?
julie walters has a load of them, paying her to let them clean and do her gardening
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:06, closed)

I have indeed.
High Court judges and senior police officers visiting brothels in the home counties is one thing. Castlemilk in Glasgow is a whole different world.
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:40, closed)

even glaswegians can be kinky

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:57, closed)

Yeah. Some of 'em actually eat Mars bars without deep-frying them first.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:09, closed)

that's just unnatural

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:24, closed)

A Mars bar without a batter sheath?
I think that's called barebacking
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 8:35, closed)

more common than you might think
Friend a, a surgeon, used to have friend b. a more senior surgeon, turn up at her house, dress her up in a rubber outfit, take off his clothes and do her housework in the nude.

She said it was great; she got her housework done *and* got to read the paper...
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:49, closed)

I saw a documentary about prostitutes and their weird punters
My favourite was a guy who liked to throw cream cakes at the lady's twat. He didn't even want to eat them afterwards; the thrill was scoring a direct hit, apparently.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:25, closed)

hold on
someone needs to give me this person's details
(jennymnemonic, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:30, closed)

why would she need two cleaners?

(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 15:52, closed)