In a crowded beer garden on a sunny day
One of those spontaneous, general lulls in noise coincided with me loudly proclaiming to a friend "I only like watching women get fucked if there's a baby inside them."

Everyone heard. Everyone went quiet. Many scowled. A few giggled.

Amazingly, there was a justifiable context for this statement. But I thought it would be foolish to try and explain it to hostile strangers and their families.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:40, 6 replies)

But no reason not to explain it to us....

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:52, closed)

Seconded, come on, spill.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 12 May 2011, 13:58, closed)

Basically, I was trying to convey the exact opposite of what it sounded like
We were talking quietly about porn. My line went something like this:
"You know what's weird? Pregnant porn. I don't get that at all. What the fuck kind of person thinks 'I only like watching women get fucked if there's a baby inside them'?"
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:11, closed)

Rule 34
There's porn of anything. (And I don't know if this is in the rules, but for pretty much anything, obviously sexual or not, somebody has it as a fetish.)
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 13 May 2011, 16:51, closed)

I don't know about that. I'm still waiting on chess porn and Gundam porn.
( Ithyphallophobia, Sat 14 May 2011, 4:05, closed)

Oh really?
From Google. NSFW. For mental health reasons.

gametrailers.mtvnimages.com/images/community/userposters/1636235-55087-148907548085GundamPorn.jpg
(friedel, Sun 15 May 2011, 13:40, closed)