Polite tea one day at the vicars.
I used to hang out with our local vicars kids alot when i was younger, we were the same age and had the excitement of starting school together. Being at the Vicars convivial lunch table one fine spring day the Vicar started telling us about lent and said that maybe we should each try and give something up, the usual replies from the vicars son and I, chocolate, sweets etc... Then the Vicars very sweet, 5 year old daughter piped up in a lispy voice "I'm going to give up some fucking for lent!" The Vicar and his wife looked astonished and the room went awfully quiet. That night at home I asked my parents what some fucking meant. Double whammy! It transpired in the end that the poor girl had spoonerised it and meant to say thumb sucking. Oh well.
( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 May 2011, 14:12, 8 replies)

Are you sure the Vicar
didn't take her off to the scullery for a quiet word about 'their little secret'?
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 12 May 2011, 14:36, closed)

Apparently he is a bishop now,
and she is a flautist, C of E so you never know.
( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 May 2011, 14:40, closed)

A C of E flautist?
I didn't know the religion made a difference
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:36, closed)

Maybe catholic priests are more likely ask kids to play the pink oboe

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:23, closed)

Huzzah!

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:30, closed)

well obviously that is the confusion that is the result of crap grammar, pedants compo for the next one?
I think it would be a go QOTW.
( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 13 May 2011, 22:32, closed)

He means C to E
she hasn't learnt the other notes yet. Too busy fucking.
(MayorBoris, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:41, closed)

HAHAHA!

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 May 2011, 17:59, closed)