Time of the month
Many years ago our group was sat around in the pub having a chat over a few pints. The conversation turned to things you like to get up to in bed but others might think are a bit weird. As we were all fairly refreshed the conversation was quite uninhibited, with fellows swapping tales of BDSM, buggery and golden showers. All kinks were listened to respectfully, discussed and all were accepted as being understandable (if a little odd at times) by those present.
All, that is, until the final member of the group piped up with his tales of how much he enjoyed drinking from the furry cup whilst his girlfriend had the painters in.
A shocked silence descended on the group; everyone sat stunned, blinking at each other incredulously. After somewhere in the region of 10 seconds of silence, during which our mate nervously flicked his eyes around the group in the vain attempt to find an ally, someone exclaimed "For fucks sake!" and everyone other than the Count stood up and left the table in a spontaneous demonstration of the need to get as far away from the offending story as possible.
We laugh about it now but we've never looked at him the same way since
(give it six weeks and it might clear up would like to butter your muffin, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:16, 5 replies)

BRILLIANT!

(Document Pocket, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:33, closed)

Not something I'm into.
But why not?
It's weird but not exactly offensivly so.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:14, closed)

My only objection to going down when she's up on bricks
is that it doesn't taste very nice.

I couldn't care less if my face ends up covered in claret; I just wish it tasted as nice as it does the rest of the time.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:05, closed)

I think I'm going to boke.

( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 13 May 2011, 21:50, closed)

It's funny because you were being all uninhibited and tolerant
and then suddenly you became massively prudish!
(spaffwrap indulged his power socket fetish on, Sun 15 May 2011, 6:19, closed)