Chatting to a bird at the pub
All going well. She asked me what my name was and I replied absolutely deadpan 'Well, up until the age of 10 it was Jon Venables.'

Dirty look and conversation over.

I've no idea where this came from, I wasn't trying to make a joke, I've never used that before - it was just the first thing that came to my head. It just came from nowhere. It was like I was cock-blocked by a momentary demonic possession.
( Regger, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:36, 6 replies)

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA
I shall have to remember this one.

I went speed dating once, about four years ago, and this girl asked me to tell her a joke (big mistake, I have the Sickipedia app). I regurgitated the Colin McRae/Crash in the woods joke, telling the punchline just as the bell to move on rang.

She just sat there open mouthed as I got up and moved to the next girl. She still ticked me though.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:56, closed)

..but
what's the joke? I've not heard it.
(dchurch bah, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:28, closed)

Colin McRae went camping with his son. As he left the house he said to his wife
"Don't wait up for us, we're gonna crash in the woods tonight!"
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:36, closed)

I don't get it?
(Avnas dosh!, Fri 13 May 2011, 6:16, closed)

What a morbid way to make my first ever post!
He was flying a helicopter when it crashed killing him and his passengers which included his five year old son and his son's friend.

It was sad. :(
(Smysha Tra la la!, Sun 15 May 2011, 13:02, closed)

Or if you're referring to the Jon Venables quip...
see here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_James_Bulger
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 May 2011, 16:37, closed)