Back in the day when Staff Nurse Badger was newly qualified, keen and actually liked his patients I worked upon a burns unit.
The place was ALWAYS hot(burns units have to be be even warmer than most regular hospital wards due to the punters having lost sizable tracts of skin, your body's main source of heat regulation) and it took some time for me to adjust and I was frequently heard vocalising my discomfort.

One fair morning in May(it wasn't but I listen to a lot of folk music and I've been itching to use that phrase like, forever) I was helping one chap who was coming to the end of his inpatient stay get washed and dressed and asked 'I'm still not getting used to the heating in this place, are you baking as well?'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:10, 13 replies)

So, your story is 'I said something utterly tactless'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:10, closed)

Yes it is, you horrid ruiner, you never post stories here, stop taking the piss.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:11, closed)

Shh, you'll wake them.....

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:15, closed)

At least two of them appear to be on my 'fans' list.
That's the internet equivalent of watching something with loads of sex and violence in it so you can make a complaint to the BBC.

Hello there, by the way.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:17, closed)

Afternoon.
Weather alright with you?
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:19, closed)

Why does it always rain
in your stories? Hang on wrong person.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:51, closed)

I like this.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:17, closed)

Oh man, I hope that Amorous Badger doesn't spot this one
It's archive worthy for sure.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:18, closed)

So your story is;
You actually have a story! Shit. I wasn't expecting that!

It's not bad either
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:31, closed)

You should've invited him for a barbecue.

( gone, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:32, closed)

for as
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:44, closed)

Office lols!
ha ha ha!
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 13 May 2011, 14:31, closed)

this is shit
you're shit
( Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 14 May 2011, 1:25, closed)