A mate of ours...
Was down the pub with us a while ago. He announced he was seeing this girl called Alice. We all knew Alice and she was of Asian origin. So after announcing he was going out with Alice another mate of mine pipes up, "So, can she shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy?".
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:15, 8 replies)

Alice?
Who the fuck is Alice?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:22, closed)

She lives next door
Blimey, she's been there years, I thought you'd have noticed
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:17, closed)

Well, could she?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 13 May 2011, 10:23, closed)

^

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:24, closed)

How the hell did she get her cat to swallow a ping pong ball?

(TitanLX, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:46, closed)

Don't be so ridiculous
You poke them up it's bum, obviously.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:59, closed)

Phoenix Nights
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5EA2g3nZWo&NR=1
(Mackeson_drinker, Sat 14 May 2011, 7:13, closed)

Not ping pong balls
Walk down the streets of Pattaya you can see all kinds of shows. I asked my girlfriend if we could see the pussy banana show advertised by one venue. I was intrigued since I didn't know cats ate bananas. She said no.
(MagicMoose, Sat 14 May 2011, 12:31, closed)