Weddings
I was at a wedding last weekend. Drunkenly chatting to the groom's mother and to a random Merkin, I asked my American acquaintance how long they'd stayed in the bar the previous evening.

"Until 4am", he replied "We were double-fisting"^*
"You must have a bleeding anus" I spluttered back at him, without thinking

And then the rest of the evening is lost in a fuggy-haze and the next thing I know it's many hours later and I'm attempting a Russian cossack dance in the gazebo outside.

I love weddings.

^* Apparently something to do with knocking back drinks
( rofl harris, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:01, 7 replies)

Haha, my Canadian missus says that all the time
it means having a drink in each hand, apparently
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:03, closed)

That's what SHE says

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:13, closed)

still makes me giggle like Beavis and Butthead every time

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:21, closed)

Just looked it up; you're right
There are even facebook groups dedicated to it.
( rofl harris, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:40, closed)

In this part of New York
We use the slightly less ambiguous and infinitely more nerdy term dual-wielding to refer to the same concept. Sure, it's one of the geekiest drinking terms I've heard, but no one's going to mistakenly think I had two fists up my bum.
( Ithyphallophobia, Tue 17 May 2011, 11:49, closed)

I love Weddings!
Drinks all around!
( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:32, closed)

I love other people's weddings
Never had one of my own and not sure I want one.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:07, closed)