Conversation Killers
ThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
Wedding Balls
Groom: So, are you having a good time?
Me: Well I was, until your mum tried to shag me in the gift room...
Depressingly, this is a true story. She was about 60...
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 13 May 2011, 15:59,
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Is 'gift room' a euphemism I should know about?
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Portnoy will never stop complaining, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:10,
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Haha if it isn't, it should be!
Actually, it was a posh wedding, and they had a little room where all the wedding presents were put.
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:18,
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Believe it's next to the bagging room
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sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:19,
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Tea
bagging?
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argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Fri 13 May 2011, 18:42,
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And the groom was 80 - wayhey, get in there my son
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 May 2011, 19:55,
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so......
How was she?
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OTT, Sat 14 May 2011, 10:21,
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