Conversation KillersThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Probably a pea-roastA junior engineer at work had fucked off on Friday and not come in on Monday / Tuesday.
When he gets back into the yard, the scheduling manager asks him where the fuck he's been for the past two days, why doesn't he answer his phone, etc etc - to which he replies
"I've been diagnosed with HIV"
./tumbleweed
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 16:20, 3 replies)
The problem is that that is my usual answer, well nearly. "Where were you last week?" "Oh I had AIDS but I'm better now."
A friend of mine was stopped by a chugger a while back.
Chugger "can you give some money to save pandas?"
Friend "No, I've got AIDS". and walked off.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 14 May 2011, 16:26,
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Did the aids give any money?(, Sun 15 May 2011, 0:25, closed)
ah - but was it good aidsor bad aids?
(, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:12, closed)
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